too bad you live with your parents still
I would blow Magic Johnson for a pack of lucky strikes right now. Post-hiv.
I had sex on an exercise ball. The inevitable has occurred.
we had a ceremony where you passed your fake id onto me in the middle of the bar. i was on my knees and you presented it to me. i don't think the bartenders were suspicious though
apparently dick flashing is a frowned upon sport here..... sorry girlfriends mom
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
Hate is such a strong word! I prefer to think that you strongly dislike me due to the honesty I show towards your routine shortcomings of success in life.
now that I know that you did coke with your mom I can't look at her the same
You could become Eskimo brothers with my dad. How can you pass that up? You pussy.
It is no longer St. Patrick's Day. I should NOT still have green boobs!
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
you dont know your limits until you wake up with a black eye and a bruised rib and find out you got ran over by a bicycle last night
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
The fuck kind of sorcerer makes a pact with tequila
Most of the people I know from AA
Haha touché
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