I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
I'm pretty sure we got the cab driver deported
like he couldn't stop by and throw me in the back seat and ask for a blowjob? he had to give me flowers?
I think my goal for this black wed is to not scream at an off duty state cop in a bar after trying to flirt with him. No need to make that an annual tradition
He made me eat donuts off his dick. donuts, jen. DONUTS.
Until she magically finds a brain, I'm going to be a dick. Fair trade. She's a idiot, I'm an ass.
This tiny cat is tiny breathing with her tiny lungs and im having a tiny freak out. Like those lungs have to be super tiny.
Direct quote from her that tipped me off I was getting some: "I want to jump on his shoulders and wrap my legs around his face"
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
Woke up eating a pickle on the bathroom floor this morning in some random guys sweat pants.
I can assure you I didn't go home with a girl, because I woke up on someone's porch
i buy too many watermelons when I'm drunk
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
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