bring money and cleavage
it's so much work when my dad takes my car to get fixed, i had to take out the bottles, condoms, and my pipe
After we finished he asked if I knew if it was a boy or girl. Diet. Starts. Now.
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
The freshman sure do fuck up the whataburger line at 2am
Theres a truck parked on the front yard and i just want to take this opportunity to tell you now that it is not my fault.
Quite frankly, I consider the fact that I'm NOT pregnant one of my greatest achievements and I'd like to chronicle that ongoing success. I'm going to post pictures of me at "0 weeks" once a week.
There is nacho cheese and blood everywhere.
Once you've seen a girl stick a snake in her snatch normal stuff seems like Barney and friends
Just watched a guy get through airport security with a full bottle of captain morgan. In my head the entire airport cheered.
I feel bad for his balls. Ive never seen so much sperm. He had to be dying
I'll get him an axe as a present. So he can break out of his closet. That axe being my penis.
I've had three separate encounters with cops in the last 9 hours.... In two different states
Listening to The Little Mermaid soundtrack should cure my drunkeness right?
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
Randomize
