Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
Best part is I totaly had to get into my dads car like I didn't have my pants off two minutes ago.
shes the kind of girl i dont like to talk to unless my penis is in her mouth.
just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
No, a stripper letting you buy her dinner is not the same as a girlfriend.
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
I woke up to him climbing naked through my bedroom window with a bottle of jd in his hand. Of course I had sex with him.
i don't know how it's possible. but i just bought groceries for a week with the money i made off returning empties
Told him I'd blow him in the bathroom. There was a giant window everyone was looking thru. He whipped it out n I burst out laughing n walked away. Even blackout drunk I set the bar high. You should be proud.
Found my id. It was in the cats litter box. Seriously what was last night.
I was grinding on him when mosquitoes starting biting us and ruined every damn thing. I just wanted to fuck on a slide under the stars. It's every girls dream.
I tried smoking while wearing a horse mask, it was the worst thing I've ever smelled
Decided to smoke a bowl in my closet while my parents are gone. Just sat in the closet because I couldn't remember how to get out. Started panicking cuz I thought they were gonna show up... Checked my phone. It's been 4 minutes.
I wasn’t trying to be creepy it just happened
I’m beginning to think that’s your defining personality trait.
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