Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
i love rice pilaf. whoever invented that i would give them a hug.
Just saw a Mexican guy pushing a stroller with 3 twelve packs of corona in it with a toddler struggling to keep up on foot behind him
I just threw up a christmastime peep. I am literally already sick of the holidays.
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
If I have to go to the hospital can we stop by the liquor store on the way?
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
Ya I don't think I'm going anywhere, a cum towel, beer, and Vicodin was just exchanged in our white elephant present game
An old man just slapped my ass and handed me five dollars while I was filling chips at subway. I feel violated, but that was the easiest five dollars I've ever made.
I was his one phone call from jail and I hung up on him. He's fine though were gonna go to a party now.
YAY! I just removed my own stitches, and I'm only bleeding from one spot! on a related note, do you think a dishwasher will sterilize forceps and trauma shears?
I solemnly swear to help bail you out of jail when you throw a dildo at a politician.
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
He's gonna turn my vagina into the Sahara desert
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