Fat chicks shouldn't bartend
i wish peter jackson would direct porn
Its a sad when the highlight of your day is flicking a booger and actually getting it to stick to your computer monitor.
Dude, she knew her leg was on fire and she kept dancing. Bad-fucking-ass.
she complimented my bra when we were hooking up. this lesbian thing has its upsides
Blacked out last night, but left myself a note that said "oops on oops on oops" that can never be a positive
so far I've only met her once and hung out one other time. Up to 5 BJs already. That's serious efficiency.
You had me on my knees catching cheese balls in my mouth and moaning. In front of all your friends.
I'm getting high with a 50 year old car wash guy. Enough said.
He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
you asked the cab driver if he wanted to meet your parents, last night.
He said my vagina is harder to escape than the Temple of Doom.
she said that no one there was hot enough for her so she then proceeded to give the passed out person a lap dance because he was "her type."
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
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