talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
Why is there an empty beer bottle in the shower?
Why wouldn't there be.
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
He's. Duct. Taping. His. Phone. To. The. Wall.
I need a Xanax. A Veggie Delight. And exhibition style sex.
In case you're keeping score at home, this is Brad's SECOND Doritos-related trip to the ER.
It's pathetic. My bed hasn't been this sexless since it was in bedmart.
She was hiding under the bed to surprise me with sex. But when you took your hookup in my room to bang things out, she thought I was cheating on her. So explain it to her douche.
I was gonna buy a KIA, but then I remembered how awesome the sex was in the back of a Hyundai so I went with that.
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
my last search of the night was "the physics of green eggs and ham" what the fuck
That's MADAM THUNDERCUNT to you
If dispatch calls for us tell them I'm having a significant emotional event in the restroom
Dude...itll be a youre-still-a-dick-but-a-hot-one-angry-hate-evil-spite kinda fuck. This is acceptable.
I just got yelled at by a stripper for being a tease.
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