A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
Dude you can sell sperm for 100 to 250 bucks a time. And the best part is there will be kids all over the world that will have me as a daddy. It's like I'm jerking off my way into ruling the world
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
I want you to tape your fingers together and give me a lobster claw hand job.
Well anything after a French guy would have been a disappointment. But I'm fairly certain he was just trying to masturbate into me.
Just missed the last train for another 5 hours. There are balls in or around the mouth of my life.
You made out with my dog and told me he tasted like a rainbow.
This baby is an asshole
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
Well I'm going to hell. But I'm going after multiple orgasms.
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
I just have to point out that once I typed "fa" my phone filled in "fatass"
You are the epitome of what awesome would taste like.
We laughed, we cried, we fucked, we shirked our familial and work related responsibilities. They could make a movie about the last 40 hours of our lives.
I had to explain to an ER nurse that I burned my dick playing onion ring toss today, your social awkwardness hardly compares.
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