Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
Just chased ups truck with a half wiped ass for you. You're making dinner tonight
I just found out my birth date is Pick Your Poison Day. Goodbye, conscience, forever. I was born to live like this.
After I threw him out he walked down the street peeing in stride. I almost wanted to let him back in.
It went from cuddling and watching blood diamond to watching the three of them snort an entire $80 bag of blow off the coffee table
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
Retelling stories from our semester makes me realize we need to get tested for herpes.
i was on the fence about his sexual orientation until he referred to his marlboro loghts as "carrie bradshaws"
So he's compensating for a really small penis. Either that or he's a drug lord.
I didn't think four grown drunk men could cuddle on a twin size bed, but we found a way.
The thought "Ummm which pants am I wearing? ...I *am* wearing pants, right?" just ran through my head. I'm done. So done.
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
it'll be okay! And just think of this ultrasound as the most action you've had in a month...
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
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