Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
she just stood in the kitchen yelling "REAL WOMEN HAVE CURVES"
he wrote Vegans should suck on cow dick on her wall with permanent marker. thats how he got the black eye
and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
how are you not completely traumatized after 8 years of friendship with me?
He told me to pick a safe word. I said 'cactus' and he said I wasn't taking this seriously and that I wasn't cut out for s&m.
I'm okay.. I had a good heart to heart with the cab driver Raheem - it's going to be our year.
we woke up to him feeding us cheetos at 3am. and by feeding i mean shoving them in our mouths and saying "i mean who doesn't like cheetos"
Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
you were yelling that somebody needed to take your bra off with such enthusiasm my first thought was that you were on fire.
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
We are finally out of the honeymoon stage of the relationship because it turns out that you can't come back from peeing on me in your sleep.
I ate breakfast with him. And by ate breakfast I mean we fucked on the kitchen table.
What, I can't laugh at my sister being driven crazy by Facebook randomly assigning chat significance to the guy she lost her virginity to?
Good thing he's hot and my vagina likes him or I'd be at Dennys right now.
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