i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
I'm convinced her vagina is similar to chernobyl, but I want to visit it for the novelty value anyway.
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
Apparently it costs $70 to clean vomit off the side of our apartment building.
I can't help but be optimistic. I'm like a ball of slutty sunshine.
Sober me does NOT approve of what went on in my pants last night.
I looked up while we were having sex to see him covering my pillow pet's eyes with his free hand. I think I'm in love
My cousin is passed out in my room, so I just masturbated in my walk-in closet. Apparently I get off on danger. Make note of that.
I went to a community college and majored in Bad Decisions. I'm not exactly a chick magnet.
I showed my cat the amount of coke I had. She looked concerned.
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
its so awesome dude, its like im a magical unicorn or something
This is a hot dog holiday. I intend to do my part for the processed meat workers of this great union.
Apparently I told the mayor I want to be a trophy wife
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
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