Locked eyes w/ her at mainstreet, and said 'yeah yeah get it!' From there we started violently making out on the dancefloor (I had a FULL boner, ps) and then I got her number
What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
I love that she's always that person who people think it's a good idea to invite her to something. and then she's there and you realize, "nope."
Cop gave me a ticket for public drunkedness, and then I convinced him to drive me back to the party
apparently he couldn't remember my name so he refereed to me as whats-her-boobs and everyone knew that it was me he was talking about
the higher we get, the more he looks like ray charles.
I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
Just received a visit from the Ghost of Bad Decisions Past. Kind of weird 90% of the flashbacks happened in the same sixteen month span, the rest happened at Taco Bell.
fat chick, vomit on the dog, and three unidentifiable pills in my ear. all in the same ear. what the hell happened after the guests showed up?
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
I want to see a guy holding a pizza and a bottle of scotch and a box of magnums. I'm a simple woman.
I just wish the first erections of my life didn't take place at a dentists office but hey whatever I turned out alright
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
Did that sound smart? Cuz beneath the boozy exterior beats the heart of a fucking scientist.
You made me promise I wouldnt let you play "fuck fuck goose" with a 40 year old ever again.
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