He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
Your mom has a birthmark right next to her nipple
There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
I swear my cock is like a magnet to my friends younger sisters mouths.
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
the scent of your tears make me crave pizza
Also the McRib is back. Lets get high, dress like cowboys, and eat some McRibs.
Booty calls should never involve the cops.
New low reached: a cockroach has actually drowned itself in our dirty dishes. We are heathens. Cleaning dance party tonight. No excuses.
It was Thanksgiving sex. I was thankful for it. Need I say more?
If there is a heaven, that's what it will be. Bagel Bites and cunnilingus.
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
Do you think you can chase a shot with chicken soup?
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
RESPOND QUICKLY THIS IS AN EMERGENCY!!! LITERALLY AN 11 INCH DICK!!!!! HELP.
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