So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
Nothing commands respect in a meeting like Jack Daniels on the breath. You're fine.
I just walked into his bathroom to see two poops floating... no toilet paper. WTF!?
I sat in the mc D drive thru and refused to move till the chick gave me her number
Just got physical proof that at 6 am i was running around with raw potatoes threatening to mash them on his floor. Hello, Mobile uploads
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
I got laughed at by a homeless guy in a Daniel Boone hat. I have no clue what this means for my day
He asked me to hum the Ghost Busters theme song as I was going down on him
So I have a scar from when the stripper tore off my underwear .... Best birthday ever
He's like a Lana del Rey song that took human form
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
How don't you remember..? You were getting handfuls of skittles out from our bra screaming TASTE THE RAINBOW.
I walked outside and found some random guy passed out on our front porch. We managed to acquire the 12 pack of lagers he had so it's all good.
I don't know what it is about this quarantine, but I have never written this much smutty fanfic in my life and I am loving it!
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