What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
What do I have to do to get you laid? I talked to that girl with the ugly dog for 45 minutes trying to get you in, and all you said was "Steven Spielberg is my favorite director."
Dubbing lion king over planet earth. That stoned.
She's grinding on a deaf black man and I'm the interpreter.
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
If waking up at 6 50 pm every day and getting invited to go have sex as you wake up is what alcoholism is like I can get use to this.
When you make me feel sane and well-adjusted, it is time to reevaluate your night out habits. Just sayin'.
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
I got a charlie horse in my ass while masturbating. We are never been going to that boot camp again.
I NEED A MOM FRIEND. NOW.
I shouldn't have to tell you to stop throwing knives at me.
I was told I look like trouble once and that was by a fireman at the sex show. I was carrying two beers and a penis pinata.
Just got caught by my boss looking at porn on the work computer & he decided to utilize this time to look with me. Not sure if this is good or bad.
the weird part wasn't waking up in someone else's underwear, it was how the cat was staring at me like he knew more about last night then i remembered.
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