You are an awful beat friend I am goin to die in a car accident and then my corpse is going to be used by criminals ala weekend at bernies to rob a bank then my corpse will go to jail Thanks john Thanks for nuthin
Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
I wonder who the first pervert was, and if he would be proud of me for advancing his art form by so much
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
Whoever was the last to get in from the chinese firedrill had to pay the dealer.
My boss just called me for legal advice. What has my life become?
i knew as soon as i met you that i was gonna be the designated driver
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
Just when I thought I was growing up, I go out and TOTALLY REDEEM MYSELF
We were supposed fuck one time, but ended up fucking for 2 years.
A young (I'm going to guess late middle school age) kid shouted at me from the crosswalk GAS PUMP OF SHAME! I have peaked in life.
I finally selected an outfit that says "I'm not easy" but still shows off the tittays.
We need to stop calling him that. I definitely said “Fuck me harder Swizzle Dick“ while we were doing it and it got weird
He should appreciate that I recommend that corkscrew cock of his! I’m getting him laid
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