The whole way homeyou were flapping your arms up and down, and when I asked why you said you were trying to tell Tony Danza about the angels.
The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
She's more than welcome to come too, so long as she has gotten over that me being responsible for the death of her cat thing.
Apparently I spent my 300 dollar tax return by ordering ramen on amazon last night. Please tell me this will somehow pay off in the long run.
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
the best sex is "duke just lost" sex.
Come down. You're the next contestant on this bowl.
Decided to go explore a half built apartment complex at 4 a.m and leave a 3 block obstacle course in the alley ways on the way home.
I found an HIV test/information brochure on the kitchen table and what i can only assume to be an "I'm sorry you might have AIDS" gift bag, complete with a candle and popcorn, and I haven't seen you in 36 hours. You good?
I was just told that i'm a premature cuddler. . . What does that even mean?
Whatever it is you failed
She gave us all a pep talk at the bus stop at 1 AM. It involved cupcakes and somehow ended with her making out with her best friend. God bless college.
No fair. I need a fuck buddy to entertain me till the power comes back on
THAT HOSPITAL MADE ME REALIZE THAT I'M BISEXUAL
Just because your drunk doesn't mean you can stick your dick in the snow. Just a FYI
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