thanks 4 putting "im not your boyfriend baby" on my sex playlist. she just got pissed and left.
His shopping cart was nothing but malt liquor and zucchini.
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
No its cool, because I bought a handle of tequila earlier, in case things went south
then she said she was half-a-virgin and that she would appreciate it if i would finish what her old booty call started
Sorry girl, my dick is like a rollercoaster. You only get a picture after you ride
Shes definitely an expert at this. Her happy hour goes from 4 to 11, then she starts drinking heavy. She also allots 15 minutes each hour for a pee/bj break
come onnn, where's your sense of adventure?!
I left it in that guy's dorm room.
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
I'm going to get pregnant and die... Mean Girls warned me about this but I didn't listen
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
"If it gets you high just do it" I told him he was the Nike of drug abuse
So I found a skull ring inside me this morning. I'm assuming its yours, so I'll leave it in my mailbox for you - it looks expensive.
You seem to be avoiding the poop question. How did you poop on your hand?
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
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