I'm gonna write a book, Things that go bump in the night: The story of Katelyn. Chapter one, my roommate is a dumb whore.
woke up this morning with pubes superglued to my face, not my pubes
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
Well, let's see..I held him while he cried for 30-40 minutes, woke up on his couch AND he gave me a ride home in his underwear. Shit show is not even the half of it.
He better not be in your backpack
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
I rolled joints beforehand. Lit a candle. Ghetto rigged taping the 40's on my hands and then lit the joint using the flame of the candle.
I'm so proud of your modern ingenuity
You need to stop thinking about the needs of your vagina and concentrate on the greater good
But seriously I don't know. I haven't seen her since I gave her back her 3 blind mice stick, and she just started hitting everybody with it.
She left you responsible for her guinea pig for what, 3 hours? And it somehow died under your care? I will no longer trust you with so much as a beer.
Every time we have sex, I feel his dick ramming my soul into submission. Problem is..... I LIKE THAT SHIT!
I'm just glad I met someone who probably won't punch you in the face
I'm at the store buying a new phone cause I pissed all over mine last night. Drunk me is expensive as shit.
FYI telling a guy that you're glad his dick isn't big after giving him a bj, is NOT a compliment.
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