If i see another girl turn you down you should either turn gay or just kill yourself
We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
I hate when you've made an ugly girl's day by having sex with her, and then she gets greedy and wants to cuddle after you cum.
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
Did we both pass out talking about cake last night?
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
besides im still about 80% sure that im eskimo brothers with jerry springer
I feel like I knew it was fucked up, but feared that god would take my dick away if I didn't use it last night.
Found my underwear in a solo cup. That about sums up this weekend.
Oh like it's the first time I've had a bowl of wine
Dude, if that was the MLB player I think it was leaving your bedroom this morning please tell me you got his autograph. It could pay the rent for like six months.
We were getting breakfast he shit himself in the middle of ihop. Mid bite he just yells out o fuck.
It's such a sad loss when a hot guy finds Jesus and grows a neckbeard
I love FaceTime, every time you ring me the morning after its like I went home with your one night stand too.
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