Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
Not a chance. She stuck her hand under my kilt and she told the whole table I was indeed commando. She broke all the rules.
Found your glasses drenched in ketchup on my driveway this morning
Drunk at ten am watching Californication re runs. Being divorced rules.
My lecture teach is passed out next to me. I think I'm doing pretty good for a freshman.
one of the RAs is here. he told me his name is optimus prime and then took his shirt off and fell down
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
I am so excited I do not know how I will sleep.
It's like the Christmas morning of dicks
I haven't filled him in on Operation "find a sugar daddy & suck dick for money" yet, but I'm sure he just wants me to be happy.
Last thing I remember was a hand in the pants. Then I woke up next to a full beer and a McDouble, which I promptly had for breakfast.
you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
Duuuude someone spilled hot sauce all over the floor and trailing outside wtf
OH GOD IT'S BLOOD. THIS IS ALOT OF BLOOD.
he came over last night and we fucked with the great british baking show on in the background. it was beautiful
According to the rule of quantum porn mechanics, the mere thought of something kinky causes it to exist. So out there, somewhere, there is already riddler/smurf porn...
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