D3 body, D1 cock
Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
alex threw up in my bong. i'm going to call it a night.
so i'm just gonna leave my credit card in your mailbox so you can bail me outta jail.. deal?
He keeps the condoms in his bible. I guess stairs or elevator, we're getting to hell one way or another.
Help. Me. He just whispered 'prepare yourself', & sprayed hairspray everywheres to make sure the 'air was crisp'
I just got checked out by a paramedic whilst their sirens were on. I'm doing something right
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
Do you think if i wear this shirt with my bengals boxers this kid will fall out of love with me a little bit because that's what I was going for.
i just found my fake in the snow. LIFE IS AWESOME
it'll be okay! And just think of this ultrasound as the most action you've had in a month...
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
Drunk is not a location!
He wants to pour butter pecan flavored coffee creamer on me and lick it off. I'm like, dude, gross. French Vanilla ok? Ugh.
Its really awkward pooping while on videochat. Even if you turn the video off.
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