He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
we need to drink 2009 down the drain
there's nothing like that first "just failed out of my program" beer
wait do you know what youre gonna say if they ask how youre getting back?
yes. helicopter.
Do you think i can prewrite an apology on friday and leave it vague enough to just finish on sunday?
I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.
Agreed. That's like a marriage. For better or worse, till death do us part. I will hold your head over a toilet
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
i took four shots of tequila, threw my fist up in the air, then went around the party showing everyone how to do the ninja turtle handshake. that's the last thing I remember
I think people are normalizing furries
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
Sooo...you're driving 6 hours for free booze?
Don't judge me.
Sorry for face licking, I probably won't do it again.
Also, I love cats. I sat on the floor and they sat with me.
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