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Babe...You're really smothering me right now
if she shaves her mustache, i'll let her give me head
Does it count as a shower if I just sat in the tub singing I'm a Little Teapot?
On the bright side I got 500 American Express points paying for the abortion
Alright I don't know how you'll link it to me but yes I left a nearly empty 12 pack on your trunk
Swear to god this chicks brother got let out of jail for the weekend for the sole purpose of cock blocking me
First if all, whoever designed penis shaped ice cubes is clearly daring me to shove them up my vagina
I JUST FOUND AN INTERNATIONAL POLE DANCING CHAMPIONSHIP IN SPANISH
My vagina is trying to run away to Boston without me.
GOOD MORNING. Have you seen the Avenger vibrators?
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
Who'd have thought a guy with a lisp would be so good with his tongue?
I want you to know that the guy who peed in your bed got fat.
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
I forgot wine drunk hurts
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