i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
I dont know why I dont listen to you more often. He wont stop texting me. And his signature is "dancing with no panties on"
Jizz is so healthy, they should sell it at Jamba Juice. Call it "Jamba's Juice". Genius.
this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
I have taken lazynest to a new level. I took a picture of the notes on the board instead of writing them. I win.
Cumming on a girls face is guy code for you're not wife material.
I'm customer of the month for a 3rd time now at the Wine store. I've achieved so much in my life
It wasn't until that morning that I realized I wasn't actually dreaming, finding myself in the bathtub with someone laying on me
I noticed how good my hair still looked. Apparently rum and coke in it helps it stay curly thru sex. May be using this more often.
Definitely sounds like it's time for some eggs with a side of strap on
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
I'm never going out with the ashleys again. it was whoreible. terrifyingly whoreible.
Knowing there are different types of spiders in different countries and regions makes me never want to travel.
You are not the cause of late onset lesbianism.
well i can officially check "have sex in a prius" off my bucket list...
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