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and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
You were face down, at your computer, surrounded by beer bottles listening a bagpipes version of amazing grace.
i left him drunk and in the fetal postion in the shower.
was the water running?
yeah but he said he knows how to swim
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
I can hear the condescending tone from the atm when it asks if $3 is all I would like to deposit
just shottied a beer can with a pumpkin carver. i love October.
we found his I.D. in the upstairs bathroom...under a towel in a hidden pile of snacks from her kitchen
i'm way too high for it to be safe that i just discovered i have a fire extinguisher
Apparently there was a point in the night that they literally thought he was dead, ass naked on the floor. That bad.
You grinded and hooked up with a middle aged tiger woods look-a-like with manboobs. Tequila isn't for you.
Of course I understand. Thou shalt never turn down a free meal or drink. It's one of the commandments of being a girl.
Okay. So I've done lines off a bible. But that's just for the sake of being cliché.
You snapped me at 3am drunk laying on your floor asking if I knew how we couldn't have predicted the housing crisis.
I've literally slept one hour I'm honestly just surprised you can insult me this early
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