Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
well thats why i like him. because he makes you happy. on the other hand i think he masturbates too much while texting you.
I'm worried I'm going to miss my flight so I set a series of alarms on my phone to act as checkpoints to make sure I'll be there. 2am-stop drinking; 4am-stop fucking stephanie, get some sleep; 5am-wake up, fuck stephanie once more; 6am-get to the airport
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
I puked in a solo cup and then offered it to him. So yeah, it was a rough night.
I just rolled over in bed and felt a bump. Turns out it was a lil nug. Talk about being princess and the weed.
QUIT RUINING DICK PICTURE DAY
Dude. You dropped to your knees and face planted into the rocks. And continued to talk on the phone and laugh. That's where those cuts came from.
You know you're doing college wrong when you have to bail your RA out of jail
I can't believe I forgot to wish you a happy 13 week-iversary of the time you raw-dogged a rando. Only two days late, so it still counts. And since your 14 weeks is coming up, you should know that at 14 weeks your baby can squint, frown, grimace, pee, and possibly suck his/her/their/zir thumb!
I can only rely on you and Taco Bell
I made my uber driver take a pit stop between clubs so we could restock on Xanax. #priorities
I can get something to clone your cock for $40. It's worth it. It's my birthday present to myself.
OMG I CAN GET A GLOW-IN-THE-DARK ONE
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