so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
Why are all the lights on in my house? Every single one. Someone should turn them off but I'm the only one here and I'm sure as hell not doin it.
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
So, do you think I should wash the ashes off of my forehead before going to the strip club?
I wonder if our vaginas are like "o thank god, no strangers breaking in tonight." Baahhhh sooo bad
i feel like the 7 eleven by your house knows our deepest, darkest secrets
Dont tell her I prefer to have an aura of mystique surronding me and my penis.
im the best fifth wheel. all four of them separately bribed me to never speak of what happened last night
I just set a bowl of cap n crunch on fire. That high.
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
Reunion weekend was a success. Had 3 ex's inside my vag. Hat trick!
He never answered about passing his structures test no matter how I asked him. He did send a text saying that he would be "pouring alcohol into his head and balls" so I'm guessing he has to retake the whole class.
You know that thing where you wouldn't typically eat ass but you're in love with him so you want to eat his ass, because it's HIS ass
maybe you should have closed the porn before you gave the professor your computer to hook up to the projector?
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