what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
i'm so hungover...i might vomit in a handbag instead of selling them
If I had a nickel for every time somebody called me a bad person I would have enough money to check into rehab
at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
so i told him i have my period and he put his head by my vagina and said "I HATE YOU!"
On monday, while we were having crazy monkey sex, I earned $82. Vacation pay rocks.
Also while I am being the bigger person I plan on bringing over something strong smelling and/or alcoholic to torture the poor hungover bastard
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
you 2 were alone in the living room and the dog walked in and you started yelling what are all these people doing in here
Dear lord though. So much glitter. It's just a big gay explosion and all of my whore muscles hurt.
I just woke up on an unfamiliar floor, my shoes are gone, my suits covered in red lipstick and chocolate, and Im wearing sunglasses that say "Maid of Honor".God damnit I love this country.
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
Access to a Target is paramount to my general happiness and self-worth.
all I remember is them saying he had a big dick and the next thing I know I’m leaving with him
How do you explain to your parents that you can't go to the library because you got banned for being drunk in there... on a Sunday afternoon?
That's $100,000 of quality education right there.
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