we made margaritas with slurpies from 7-11 and beer.
worse things have happened to me. but if it will make you feel better you can pay for my therapist sessions next week.
there are so many fish in the see you have left to fuck
Dude its barely eleven am and there is already a firetruck and ambulance at the shamrock...happy st paddys day
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
you made me have a moment of silence for the half of a sub sandwich that you dropped on the floor earlier
I just don't understand how a line to ride a camel on a college campus could be too long for you to wait in.
Attempted to dodge my boyfriends cum last night and ended up falling off the bed and getting the worlds most painful charlie horse. fuck my life.
i just stole a 8 pack of olde english 40s and 2 roles of duct tape. we are going to make edward proud tonight.
Goldenshlager is a hell of a drink. And these are the adventures ur missing out on w me. I gave someone a bath Emily. A BATH.
Awkward
Can't say I wouldn't let it happen again.
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
You date? I thought you just hooked up with your TAs
He talked me out going to the bar. No one ever talks me out going to the bar..this is fucking love.
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