So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
i wish i could swallow nair and shit it out and it would get rid of all my ass hair.
Yeah i knew he wasn't okay when he told me he was "seeing his vision"
Found a Safeway Deli Sandwich in the shower this morning... Perhaps the 9th beer was unnecessary.
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
There's a stoned dwarf chilling in the basement here. Maybe there are redeemable qualities about this place.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
I think the universe has a conglomeration of sentences reserved only for me.
Well his dad is my dentist so they've both been in my mouth.
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
My brother walked up to us as we were making out and was like "hey man, go to town!" and winked
You should never be more than a quarter of a mile from a working toilet
Preach!
I don't know if I'm more excited about sex or that I have an excuse to smoke a cigarette
You can come over but I have to warn you that it is naked Sunday.
I hope you know, that by sending me a cat meme back, you've entered in a cat picture battle; which never has an end in sight.
The duel has begun.
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