Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
She was so loose she sounded like a jar of salsa. I didn't know that was even possible.
We turned everything surrounding BP and the oil leak into a "that's what she said" drinking game. We've been drunk for a month
He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
Yeah I fingered her in the crowd and the dj saw it and gave me props over the speakers. I got so many high fives.
So I got hit in the face with a frying pan. So def wont be at work for first break if I'm there at all
Yeah I had this grand plan to bring flaming dr pepper shots to some girls and say "these shots are hot, but not as hot as you" but instead I lit the bar on fire
this is the first time i'm angry at someone with so much boobs. she like managed to break my glass and my phone with one glorious swing
It's getting to the point where my ability to get dick pix during the work day is impressing even me. Take that, adulthood!
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
I'm sorry I lead life with my vagina.
Wake up. Smoke. Masturbate while eggos cook. Go back to bed. Smoke. Body spray shower. Beer with breakfast. Class. Morning of a champion.
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
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So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
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