i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
yo im tryna cop a beej tonight
dude you apologized to her after she called you stupid. you were like "no i'm sorry, you shouldn't have to be around stupid people, it's my fault"
I wish my dick could take responsibilities for his own actions
It's like you don't even want to get drunk with me everyday, anymore.
I know i should have focused more on what you were saying in the text rather than the fact you spelt "suicidal" wrong
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
Easy for you to say! His first impression of you isn't the drunk girl in a turtle costume who got hit by a car!
It was a taxi full of fist pumps and chanting to "face down, ass up". It was that 1% that makes my job worth it.
I don't know what it was about last night, but every bar that i went to there was at least one girl there that i had done something with. I'm sure the girl that i went with knew because they all grabbed my penis and told me to call them.
If tits could talk, mine would be bragging
Please don't try and hook up with one of your high school teacher's friends
It's not a walk of shame if you run
My neighbour just came round to ask why we posted a spatula through his door at 3am. What do I tell him??
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
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