White coat. Heels.
Screwed.edu
Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
What kind of soap washes out shame, bad decisions, and whiskey?
Irish Spring?
i'm already feeling the tequila hangover i'm going to have on friday
I just told him that with every paper, I'd take a picture of myself with one less piece of clothing. Who say's I can't be a tutor?
Ive been thinking this might sound random.. But we need a piano in our house next year specifically for railing chicks on it.
Bring me the dick of your room mate Alex and I will reward you in in skittles.
And we just chatted casually as i peed on the floor and she peed in the toilet
Woke up naked on a bed full of money, doughnuts, and keys that weren't mine. Unsent dick pick on phone, and cheap cigar butt on my pillow. Also...I maybe hotwired my car.
I just chugged whiskey at 7 AM because going to breakfasts at Brendas doesnt seem right if Im not real drunk. I feel like when Brenda takes my order she can tell Im drunk and will take care of me.
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
you bleached my bangs. i have an interview later today and you assholes bleached my bangs.
You're swimming in an imaginary pool of pudding. What do you think?
Randomize
