somebody snuck up and got me drunk
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
so why was i the only one who woke up with ham stuck to my ass?
I just canoed to the bar. I am a skilled drunk paddler.
It's not meant to be. I also just shot a turkey baster of gin into Nate's eye, so....
Where the condoms are as broken as my dreams
Sorry for face planting onto the table with all our alcohol on it
Let's make an agreement. No drugs until you finish all your homework. I'm hiding them as we speak.
I smell like playdoh, sex, and ruined lives. I love the weekend
i was really depressed when i left the health dept this morning after i had to write a higher number next to "partners" than "age"
she just punched him in the balls in front of everyone and yelled "YOU SEE WHAT YOU MADE ME DO"
I woke up next to him with nothing on and my thong around his neck. I just put my clothes on and left, but he still has my thong.
Decisions were made. The quality of them will be judged tomorrow
We were peeing side by side on the riverbank together and I felt like nothing brings you closer than drunken riverbank urinating so I caught her a friendship frog to wipe with since we left the tp in the canoe.
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