His internet history had "Disney Porn" on it.
there was so much ham clogging the tub drain.. he said it was ok he has a cleaning lady
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
Naked Twister starts at high noon
I swear my vagina formed calluses just to deal with how big he is
The best part of tonight is drunk commenting on my moms pic about how birds just want to give you diseases and pluck out your eyes
There's a picture of you on facebook laying in the street with 3 cops standing over you after you faceplanted off that guy's shoulders.
Is that what happened to my face?!
Faking my way through an entire party as a British exchange student. Wish me luck.
Also was told that I was her "third favourite booty call" - I'm taking this a good thing right?
It's a podium place so yeah...
hell or highwater he WILL get a blowjob in the hammock before the end of summer.
DUDE I FINGERED JOE'S MOM, PLS DONT TELL HIM, MORE LATER
Well waking up naked, covered in Chex mix is not how I planned to start my Wednesday if that's what you're getting at.
They already have a joint checking account. She's got his balls in her purse! What's next, a shared Facebook account?
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns
Just went to jump into bed... Completely missed the bed.
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