sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
I'm gonna stay in bed all day and watch porn in an attempt to stay warm.
i wanna give whoever invented massage chairs a blow job.
it never fails, everytime he manages to fuck my earrings out of my ears.
So, i took all the condoms from his nightstand, not in the crazy ex way, but in the I paid for them way.
I just wanna be craddled in his arms and spoon fed applesauce..
that's the most romantic thing you've ever said.
Mid way while flirting with this super hot chick at the bar, he gets up and says no thanks I'm only 19 and gay just waiting for my buddy to hurry up and get with your friend.
Watching her eat just hurts me
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
There is a glee sing along. It's on random and they know them all. Like, the specific glee timings and pauses. I need to leave. I need to escape
Have you ever just sat there and thought about past penises?
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
why did i wake up in the bathroom?
we had to stay with you a while until we convinced you it wasn't safe to wash your face, then you fell asleep with your foot in the toilet.
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