when i was 16 reading the aftercare instructions at the piercing place i wondered why they would ever think to warn me about getting semen in my bellybutton
then i met college
turns out I still hate jay leno...even at 10pm.
about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
As long as you don't die I'm in full support of your drinking decisions
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
I never thought your mom would see me throwing up on my hands and knees in your front yard
I'm pretty sure we organized our beer pong teams according to who's been circumsized...
I was smelling my bathroom to make sure it didn't reek of weed...I spaced out and realized I was face to the wall sniffing it for 5 minutes.
When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
Sex in a hot air balloon, top that one!
Let me just get through this whole court subpoena thing and then ill go back to buying alcohol for minors.
Im so drunk and the cops showed up so i ran on all 4's through the woods because i had no shoes hoping they would mistake me for a fox
He's a waste of a perfectly good penis.
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