I just sold weed to a guy holding a baby...does this make me a bad person?
did the walk of shame from ex-boyfriend's room only to find other ex-boyfriend sitting in the living room. some people shouldn't be allowed to be friends.
some people shouldn't be allowed to be desperate.
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
I'm not sure what's more surprising, the fact that she said I reminded her of Danny Devito, or the fact that it got me laid.
I woke up with someone else's vomit on my ass. That's how I'm doing today.
See, not all bad decisions involve my penis.
Well, love is in the air. And by that I mean: it seriously smells like sex in here.
Someone just took a shot from my crotch. I should not have to drive home
I'm with some lesbians. Somehow I offended them and the Justin Beiber one told me I was fat.
Can we discuss your tits for a sec? That melon patch sprung up over night
I just had a sex dream about orange juice, so there's that.
Honestly I volunteered because the email made it sound like it was a once in a lifetime opportunity to be a sexual spy kid.
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
He made me pay for half of dinner. Fucking feminist revolution.
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