508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
I dont like him- his parents were home and he hid me in his closet like anne frank
ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
Right now I can't do anything that will ban me from donating plasma. That is a legit source of income for me.
I just watched a woman in a full wedding dress and veil walk out of the chinese buffet...I no longer believe I have a problem, and am afraid I am underdressed.
He came for an unexpected visit and let's just say I shattered his illusion that girls don't watch porn
I'm like a walking PSA for tequila shots
I'm bringing cupcakes to work today as an apology for my actions at the bar last night, my boss probably can't look at me the same ever again
I walk in and my roomie is fucking her bf while wearing lingerie and minnie mouse ears. Right in the childhood.
I have a high opinion of you, you smash bitches. Respect.
I love this text stream: discussing the development of a business model centered around cooking acid to bankroll a yacht trip in Croatia
Wanna meet at the diner for breakfast? all I've eaten in the past 24 hours is glitter and penis. starvingg.
meow
use your words like a big girl
i ran over your cat.
I was too hungover to sit up and pull the curtains closed so I did it with my toes
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