Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
SOME GIRL ON THE STAIRS IN FRONT OF ME JUST FARTED AND IT WENT STRAIGHT INTO MY MOUTH!
Don't make me out to be the bad guy. You practically MADE me cum on your food.
I'm not sober enough to be having a conversation about a rap she wrote in Spanish about public safety
her night didn't end so well, both of her boyfriends got arrested... together.
I think she was eating a cup of ramen noodles while we banged, or had a seizure
captain&coke to the library. STAT. this is an emergency. this is not a drill. I repeat: THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
He recognized me by my ass from about 15 yards away. I must have a REALLY nice ass.
In my defense, last night's hookup turned out to be my actual girlfriend. That's gotta count for something, right?
He took a girl home at like eight, fucked her, kicked her out, came back to the bar, and repeated the process again at 10:30 and 2:30. THREE GIRLS IN ONE NIGHT. ALL PICKUPS. I HATE HIM.
I was just at the gas station and happened to look left and see a girl blowing some guy. How was your night?
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
Passed out in someones front yard last night. Got woke u?p by a lady walking her dog at 6am. Rock bottom.
Honestly, you can’t tell the whole sorority he has a donkey dick and expect that no one would sleep with him after you broke up
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