google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
This is much more drunk than i was intending for a wednesday
I feel like after all he sees, the dog needs to get baptized.
you just kept saying 'take out my tanks' and tell the cab driver to go slower, i have no idea what you were talking about but i'm glad you had fun.
Well he told me I'd never be a wizard, and so I responded with you'll never have a big penis. After that we both just sat there and cried.
Ate apple sauce off his penis. Nutritious and slutty.
Sunrise bitch. You owe me waffles
The hot tub didn't work. But it's okay because we discovered just how many people you can fit in a bathtub.
A very confused plastic surgeon just called. Apparently I called asking how much it costs to get a vodka funnel installed straight to my brain...
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
Oh, that was the alley that I ate a pine cone in.
I'm not sure. But he has a pet sugar glider. So, points either way
As long as that's not his name for his dick.
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
it'll be like the notebook except for with way more of my penis
I think even the taco bell employees judged me
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