so he just left - touched my cheek like he was gona kiss me and then gave me a fist bump?
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
hickory dickory dock, please dont tell me about your cock
youre not allowed to be friends with girls ive double teamed. period.
Well no need to be a stranger, even if you aren't interested in joining my bisexual polygamist marriage. New city, new friends.
Instead of sending me a picture of his dick, he sent me a drawing of it on drawsomething. This game is getting out of control.
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
i swear, you were born with a blunt in one hand and somebody else's wallet in the other.
make that a herd of moose. they will be my moose minions
I took a cab from the club to the grocery store. I needed peanut butter.
I swear to god he's making pineapple onions and cheese. He thinks he's making eggs onions and cheese
Is it customary to send a 'thank you card'to someone who gave you awesome oral as a gift at your housewarming party?
you tried to drunkinly do the backflip kick off of karate kid and broke the big screen
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