I think I might be in your shoes. Except they are actually my shoes. Either way these shoes are wasted.
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
OMG - This guy with a mullet just told me - it wasn't a mullet - but his hair dresser layered it wrong. It's so walmart in here. I hate you.
I forgot to mention I threw up in my wine glass AND my neighbors empty cup.
I have no idea. After the fireworks it all went to shit. Do you know why I woke up with a road sign?
thanks for paying me in special brownies...but brownies dont pay the rent...anymore.
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
Highlight of the night: paying my cell phone bill at the bar... I need to get laid.
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
New rule for Thursdays: no high gymnastics
There must be a happy medium universe where you get it on with my girlfriend enough to cause me pain but not a full on cardiac arrest. It's a fine line to tread though.
Normally roommates threatening each other with knives would be too much crazy for me, but I don't have much going on right now and I feel like this could get interesting. So I think I'm gonna ride this shit out for a while.
Smoked a joint with mom, best Thanksgiving ever!
I just threw up on the way to class. Legit, on the sidewalk by psych building.
THAT WAS YOU? Psych prof just pointed out the window and said "that kids, is why you don't pregame before class"
Some guy at the bar last night bought us Arrowhead water and I was so drunk, it tasted good
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