Just because it's been in my vagina doesn't mean it's important to me
can we change the rule from "no one is ugly after 2 am" to 1130 so i can justify last night
This is breast cancer awareness month... The least we can do is give a stripper some singles.
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
It's raining beautiful colors and I don't know what the fuck is going on
Someday, but I will be heavily drugged and there will be no dolphins.
I feel like you just railed me after that sext
IT'S A FUCKING GIANT POKEBALL MAD OUT OF TINY ROSES
But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
How are you feeling?
Hungover as shit. Someone just knocked on my window to make sure I was alive. I have been sleeping in the drivers seat for an hour parked outside my store. That is how okay I am.
it will be just like last year but no clogged toilets and more costumes.
His encouragement of my recreational drug use is the backbone of our nonrelationship. That, and rough animal sex and loud music.
then you dropped a clam in a draught beer like it was a drop shot and and started chugging as beer spewed all over your body.
Babe, Have you see my pants?
Try Jay street in Brooklyn.. that's where I last remember seeing them.
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