no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
Any little, cute, petite blondes with you?
Nah, I got some slutty brunettes though.
But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
It's chlamydia! Thank God!
I'm sorry for throwing the cheese everywhere, but it wasn't my fault. No one was enforcing disipline so not really my fault for not behaving
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
I am currently explaining what double penetration is to the bridesmaid I hooked up with at my cousin's wedding. This is my life.
That's cool. At least the punch line of my story isn't I shit in a booth at Denny's.
nothing like smoking out of your roommate's bong with your mom to celebrate the rising of christ
he is risen halelujah
My morning started with my mom giving me the number for a substance abuse councellor. How's your day going?
I fucking hate humanity. I met a twenty three year old adult with an aol email account today. I'm not sure how those things are related, but I'm sure they are.
I am at 99 matches in less than 24 hours, I need a tinder rehab program
I woke up with sticky red stuff all over my sheets, face, and chest. Apparently after I blacked out I thought eating ribs in bed was a good idea
Nope. Im a prince of the americas. I treat my women like future queens. Also, im drunk watching the royal wedding
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