There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
i went to toss her salad and she had a toilet paper clinger on one of the hairs
Just wondering why in an apartment full of stoners there is half a waffle in the TRASH CAN. get ur shit together man
It's like you don't even want to get drunk with me everyday, anymore.
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
It was fine until he came back to my place, grabbed a beer, HIGH-FIVED me, and left.
Woke up on the stairs at my parents house. Good start to vacation.
The water at the venue tasted HORRIBLE so I just kept drinking booze. It was like the medievals.
I just ate a raisin that tasted like wine. Is this real life or is this my body trying to tell me it's Friday and I should be drinking right now?
I just jacked off to nostalgia.
Hungover on St. Patrick's Day. I did this backwards.
It started getting weird when you decided to scold my vagina.
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
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