1 of the best things of being a business owner is I don't get fired for having sex in the office
everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
I wish I could google chicago male strippers on my work computer but I don't feel like talking to HR today
bet u 5 dollars u can't guess were i woke up this morning
oh god.. jail?
better, on the catwalk of the auditorium
this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
Dude, the chicks a procotolgy intern. Don't cheat on her. She knows where it hurts the most.
I think we should take up crocheing or stamp collecting....something completely lacking penises
I had to watch them play Salty Cracker. I have never seen a grown man cry with a boner before
You're worse than that girl who made out with her cousin at that party
That was you...
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
Pizza rolls are incredible. They are like sex, except I have them sometimes
Welp. It's confirmed. There is literally no lube on this entire island. Fuck me. More accurately, don't fuck me.
She moved all of her stuff out while we were gone. Shit in the toilet, and didn’t flush. So yeah it went well.
Actually I learned to fire a 357 Magnum at the age of ten while on my very first period
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