How do 1 in 4 women misread a pregnancy test; how stupid are women?
meet me or not, i'm out of control
You insisted on drinking champagne out of the dog bowl
Ladies, we have an appointment at David's Bridal aurora this coming Sunday at 3pm. And an appointment at where ever tequila is served at noon.
i wish his balls had a scratch and sniff sticker elsewhere so i would know before i even went down there
Bro I can't jerk it to my phone anymore. I feel Siri staring back, and she's real disappointed.
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
He told me I was a pleasure to arrest. That's the 2nd time I've heard that.
my vagina is like this close to growling at me and leading me onto the nearest dance floor
make it buy you a drink first
I told him I was going to sit on his face after I got out of the shower, he threw up the arm boners and yelled "STEVE HOLT!!" I might actually stop sleeping with other dudes.
Also I feel I should tell you last night when I came home I fell into my laundry hamper and woke up in a pile of my clothes
I found more straws in my beard this morning. Please stop doing that.
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
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