and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
Just burped. Tasted like beer and cherios...Beerios. This is gonna be quite a day.
he kept asking me if i had been in a pool or a lake recently, i didnt want to say i know where the swimmers ear came from. shower sex.
I woke up using a pile of socks as a pillow. I think theyre clean so thats a plus.
she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
NEVER PUT A LIT CIGARETTE BEHIND YOUR EAR
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
get ready to load up the weird cannon and blow a load of buck-wildness all over the place people
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
I don't want sex or anything I just really need someone to appreciate how shiny my hair is
My entire grocery store purchase consisted of Little Debbie snacks and Budweiser
I don't know why I bit your face last night but I'm sorry .
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