Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
And we should impose a 'friends don't let friends order 25 shots at last call' rule
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
So what do you think the policy is on vomit in rental cars? do I have to clean that up or is that part of the service I'm paying for?
she has an amazing ass but I need more beers to get past her horse face. It works out perfect becauseI can use her teeth as a bottle opener.
We almost forgot to tip the maids, so we left the rest of the gin, some tonic water and a lime. They earned it
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
I'm a terrible friend...i should have come right over instead of having sex for an hour and a half. :/ want anything from burger king?
Whatever you do tomorrow don't let me put on the Borat mankini and yell "POLAR PLUNGE!!" while diving into the pool
The pool is covered.....
Like that would stop me.
I wouldn't call us friends exactly. Honestly I just hang out with him so I can hit on his girlfriend. They won't last long, and I'll be there to pick up the scraps
I was "singing along to the Lego Movie" high. Everything was not awesome
I hate college football. It's really fucking with our phone sex schedule.
I'm bringing home frosties. I need to talk about butt stuff.
Want to help me interview candidates to replace my Cub/Boy Toy when he leaves for grad school next month?
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