I've eaten ice cream, mentos, an extreme gulp and swedish fish today. i feel like diabetes. the actual disease not a person with it.
They were so loud I wrote them a sex critique and taped it to his door.
Omg i either met the gayest dude ever or my next boyfriend
i don't care what you say, the winery is open and 10am is NOT too early to go barrel tasting
Single person behavior: I wanted a cookie but was too lazy to make or go buy any, so I let cookie dough ice cream melt and ate all the chunks. Pantsless.
Haha, apparently they frown upon male strippers there. Bouncers couldn't catch me tho.
I've smoked enough weed to put down a pony.
I remember saying your puke looked like a jellyfish and you got very offended.
I found my weird threshold when Truth or Dare became everyone get naked and snort Adderall off the kitchen counter.
Just for the record, you referenced Harry Potter while complaining about being torn between the Slytherin (lesbians) and Gryffindor (your mostly straight friends) houses (tables)
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
my nose is crying tears of wow.
a homeless man let us know that my friend was asleep in the bushes outside my house on main street. So just a small get together.
Reading becomes significantly more difficult when people are having crazy loud sex in an adjoining room
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
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