What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
it was like my fingers were behind enemy lines
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
My dad assaulted a TSA agent this morning. Shut down airport security. Don't tell me that your family is embarrassing.
You nicknamed her "lazy eye" and were screaming across the bar at her to buy you a drink...
If u were an xman, what would ur power be? I would shoot lasers from my boobs.
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
Did I really just find a cheez- it box full of condoms in your room?
You were dancing with a coffee pot of rum in one hand and a joint in the other. So that should explain everything.
Handcuffed our DD to a naked stripper don't think he will try to sneak out
He can pick locks you know
That's the reason for the naked stripper
Friends don't brand friends with cigars. It's not how it works.
I just remembered that you tried to trade me for a glass of wine
Woke up with a padlock locked onto my ear gauge and the first of many sticky note clues on my chest leading to the key.
my personal favorite... An "I'm sorry you broke your finger and cant play sports for awhile" blowjob!
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