i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
I have had more skin than food in my mouth the last three days
The cops just showed up and arrested her. It's our 2nd date. Do I have to hang out her with her 3 kids until she makes bail or can I leave?
Valuable lesson learned: if you reach the point where you have to talk yourself in to finishing the last half of your beer, you shouldn't try.
Yeah thats cool. We can play the alphabet game while doing bumps of coke in the back of his volswagon
I had him autograph the condom wrapper.
Okay so my USC tutor just offered to eat me out. I think I'm definitely applying to USC.
Oh my god there's only so much masturbating one can do before one wants to fucking cry
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
I got my dick out in a gay bar for just one free shot. I didn't know I could be bought so cheap
Just set myself on fire a little bit. Made me think of you.
sorry for pouring tequila vodka and whiskey down your throat and left you to sleep on a table
I mean I faked it but he could answer my texts
I despise everything about her. Except her tits.
on a campus of 30,000 people, i should not be able to see every single guy I've ever hooked up with at one party.
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