we didnt fuck last night. again. seriously, his place is like where dreams go to die.
I woke up on the stairs at of a Disneyland hotel. Yes, my night was amazing.
Seriously. You just grinded your ass all over the heisman trophy's dick. I want you to think about that.
God I love babysitting. They pay me $10 an hour to watch movies and sext
my life has come down to walking through campus and wondering if every guy is the random i made out with saturday
She says I'm cute and I remind her of her brother. She's too hot to back out now. I don't know. I'm guna go for it.
I need to pay that drinking in public ticket, but I also really want to get a spray tan next week... so priorities.
And by pregame I mean drink heavily and watch Russian dash cam car crash vids
I don't think the TSA would be too happy. Who knows if three ounces of lube will be enough for us?
He's thawing a cheesecake on his stomach. We're that high.
while he was teaching, every time he said "wet" he would look at me, that's what you get for sleeping with the professor's assistant
Blacked-in to me, shirtless, giving myself finger guns in the mirror and rapping "stacks in the club stacks stacks in the club."
Ugh... The hoe gods giveth and the hoe gods taketh away.
How’s the date going?? Do you think he’s gonna cut your face off and wear it to his birthday party?
you never know when your going to find a surprise from me in your bed...it keeps you on your toes.
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