Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
There was a guy on the elevator dressed as santa in flip-flops giving away beer.
Times like this, when you talk openly about Tinkerbell being your spirit animal, are times when I'm allowed to question your sexuality.
I can't believe I left out the part about him peeing on the side of Route 2 at 3 a.m. while wearing a dress.
I'm wearing too many socks to be ok with this.
We were coming but I found wine on my way out the door.
We can't go back there. Ever. No context required, just know it's true.
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
In retrospect, vomiting out of a moving vehicle on the third date should have been a deal breaker
Russell is lonely. He needs a companion.
You're lucky you have a monster cock or most people may just laugh at your penis' nickname.
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
It really hurts to walk. Any idea what happened to my hip?
I have had my dick inside of entirely too many people at this wedding in order for me to be the groom. Please give me a swift kick in the dick to wake me up from this nightmare
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
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