He wrote my name on his dick, took a picture and then said "this has your name written all over it!"
What do you mean when you say no pre-party sex?
he puked in his toast at dennys. after snoopdogg high fived him. couldn't be prouder to be his bro in law.
just asked if they'd gift wrap go-go taquitos for you at 7-eleven
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was
Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
Everyone here knows my boyfriend as "Half Baked". Life, he's doing it right.
The last time I thought I had a UTI, I ended up having herpes. Sooo.. This time in preparing myself for cancer or death.
Threw up in hyvee parking lot. Thanksgiving shopping complete.
Operation: 12 Dick pics of Christmas was a sweeping success, thanks for asking!
I feel like my liver should be on crutches right now
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.
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