kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
Dude idk, apparently telling two drunk chicks 'that's whats up' after watching them lick eachother's face wasn't the compliment they were looking for. I mean I was fucking hammered.
Wow.
i will pay you if you can come get me. he just suggested that we would have a hockey themed wedding.
My dream of liquor pitchers came true
He came in my eye, I lost my earring and all of his friends saw me topless. Happy New Year to you as well.
it was pretty much a given that i would lose my thong on dollar tequilla shot night
Well the pizza delivery man was either startled or incredibly intrigued to see me skateboarding in the living room by myself at 1 in the morning in ripped pantyhose
I wore a firefighters hat and drank beer all night. They had to drive me home after breaking the beer pong table, they told me I was welcome back tonight though...
all i remember was her shitting herself and asking me to call her parents.....i so didn't. when i woke up she was gone and left a note saying "we will be lovers forever"
Give me a second. I'm doing my best but I'm drunk so for some reason fitting both my boobs in the pic is just incredibly difficult. They aren't THAT big. I'm just being retarded.
So we were in bed when his brother walks in, walks over to me, fist bumps me and says he just wanted to say hi, then leaves...so random lmao
I'm gonna celebrate Valentines day by watching Bob Ross videos and tripping balls.
Tonight I researched being a phone sex operator and teaching English at a French school in Africa. I think my future lacks direction
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
He in a way got kinda cockblocked by Jesus
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